Religions are illegal pyramid schemes

by Alan West, 6 April 2005.

Seeing that dead bloke called Pope on TV got me thinking... You know what pyramid schemes are right - and how they're illegal. Well it occurred to me that there are a few long running pyramid schemes that for some reason have not been stopped by the authorities so far.

If at least a couple of these points are true of a venture or organisation, then you've probably discovered an illegal pyramid scheme:

1. Only the people at the very top are the top earners.
2. You are promised future monetary rewards or bonuses based on your advancement up the structure.
3. Over time, the hierarchy of participants resembles a pyramid as newer, larger layers of participants join the established structure at the bottom.
4. The illegal money-making venture is modified and adapted to suit the victims - often in times of crisis.
5. It is presented as unique, miraculous, and unavailable elsewhere - accessible only to those with the vision to appreciate its benefits to humanity.
6. They rely on widespread ignorance of basic mathematics.
7. Pyramid promoters are masters of group psychology.
8. At recruiting meetings they create a frenzied, enthusiastic atmosphere with group pressure promising a spectacular result in the end.
9. They play upon people's fears of missing out on a good deal.
10. In the end, members at the top seem to be above the law.

So what does it mean if all are true?

Religions teach very primitive laws by today's standards, retaining that legacy in modern society causes more harm than good. You don't need religion to be a good person, don't allow yourself to be brainwashed.

Update (10 July 2007) - Me and religion:

• My earliest ever memory is at the age of two.
• I can't recall ever believing in any of this “God” rubbish.
• My parents never uttered a word about any religious beliefs.